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2001 Archive: The Office Assistant Retirement

 Why was the paperclip sad? He was “de-emphasized” in Office XP and replaced by a generic question mark.

Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The 2001 “XP & iPod” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@AltaVista_Pro04/15/2007 04:52Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Baywatch_Runner09/08/2000 12:03Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Dark_Knight_Joker02/23/2008 14:43Why so serious? Read this joke!
@HTML_Hacker03/13/2007 13:39<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
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@Slashdot_Effect01/11/2014 02:01We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

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