“I’ll change the bulb for… ONE MILLION DOLLARS!”
Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
The history of humor in one post.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.
Posting this to my own wall right now!