2020 Vintage: The “Among Us” Player
“I saw the Blue Bulb venting! He’s the imposter! Vote him out of the socket!” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Among Us” Player
2020 Archive: The Escape
I’m “fleeing” from the kitchen to the bedroom for variety. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Archive: The Escape
2019 Legacy: The “Sunflower” Post Malone
The official anthem of every kid who saw the Spider-Man movie three times. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “Sunflower” Post Malone
2018 Archive: The Spider-Verse
A guy walks in and says, “I’m a Spider-Man from another dimension.” The bartender says, “In this dimension, you’re just a guy who needs a… Read More »2018 Archive: The Spider-Verse
2017 Classic: The 280-Character Twitter
Why was the traveler’s complaint so long? Because Twitter doubled the character limit and now he had 280 characters to describe why the airline food… Read More »2017 Classic: The 280-Character Twitter
2016 Classic: The iPhone 7 (No Jack)
Why was Dad so frustrated? Because Apple removed the headphone jack, and he spent the morning looking for a “dongle” just to listen to his… Read More »2016 Classic: The iPhone 7 (No Jack)
2016 Archive: The Bill
“Why is there a ‘Tele-Surcharge’?” “Because I had to look at your messy bedroom during the call.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Archive: The Bill
2016 Classic: The Westworld
A guy asks the bartender, “Are you a host or a human?” The bartender says, “If I was a host, I’d have better programming than… Read More »2016 Classic: The Westworld
2016 Classic: The Firefox “Multi-process”
Why was the nerd happy? “It’s finally fast! It only uses 95% of my RAM instead of 99%!” Part of the 69 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2016 Classic: The Firefox “Multi-process”
2016 Classic: The Sausage Party Horror
I’ll never look at a hot dog or a bun the same way again. It’s a grocery store massacre. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2016 Classic: The Sausage Party Horror