2024 Archive: The “Demure” Office Style
Why was the receptionist being so quiet? She said her filing was “Very mindful, very demure,” but she was actually just half-asleep. Part of the… Read More »2024 Archive: The “Demure” Office Style
2024 Legacy: The AirTag Stalking
Why did the traveler find a stranger’s bag in his house? Because someone “AirTagged” him by mistake and now they’re accidentally married in 4 different… Read More »2024 Legacy: The AirTag Stalking
2024 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my ‘Early Adopter’ headset as a down payment. Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition archive.… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
2023 Legacy: The Disney 100
“Disney is 100 years old!” “Just like I feel after standing in line for a churro for forty-five minutes.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Disney 100
2023 Classic: The Taylor Swift Economy
Why is a 2023 husband like a Swiftie? Because he spends three hours in a digital queue just for the chance to spend $800 on a ticket to… Read More »2023 Classic: The Taylor Swift Economy
2023 Vintage: The Firewall
Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.” Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Firewall
2022 Classic: The Ozzy Osbourne “Patient Number 9”
Why the Jeff Beck solo? For the Prince of Darkness proving that he will outlive us all while making one of his best late-career albums.… Read More »2022 Classic: The Ozzy Osbourne “Patient Number 9”
2022 Classic: The Puss in Boots (Last Wish) Fan
One, but he’s down to his last life and very careful on the ladder. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 – The Year… Read More »2022 Classic: The Puss in Boots (Last Wish) Fan
2020 Archive: The Escape
I’m “fleeing” from the kitchen to the bedroom for variety. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Archive: The Escape
2020 Legacy: The “Tiger King” Era
Why was Joe Exotic the most popular man in America in March? Because while politicians were talking about “Flattening the Curve,” Joe was talking about… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Tiger King” Era