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2022 Classic: The Ozzy Osbourne “Patient Number 9”

Why the Jeff Beck solo? For the Prince of Darkness proving that he will outlive us all while making one of his best late-career albums.

Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2022 “Renaissance, As It Was & The Upside Down” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The Doja Cat “Silence”
Why the social media detox? For Doja letting the music do the tal...read more »
2025 Archive: The Dua Lipa “Club Future” Era
Why the space-disco? Because Dua took "Radical Optimism" to the m...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Megan Thee Stallion “MEGAN”
Why the anime? The rapper turned her anger into power and proved ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Central Cee “World Wide”
Why the global features? For the UK rapper who officially made Br...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Arctic Monkeys “Live at the Ritz”
Why the raw sound? For the band ditching the lounge-pop to return...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Miley Cyrus “Rock & Roll Hall of Fame” Vibe
Why the leather? For Miley officially becoming the bridge between...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2011 “21, Born This Way & The Dubstep Drop” Edition
In 2011, the music industry was owned by a girl from London with ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Jack White “No Name”
Why the free vinyl? Jack gave the album away in his stores with n...read more »

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Why the screams? Because Emily Armstrong and the boys proved that...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Billie Eilish “Blue” World Tour
Why the zero-waste stadiums? Because Billie proved you could have...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Foo Fighters “The New Chapter”
Why the positivity? For Dave Grohl and the band finding joy again...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Clueless_Cher03/05/2014 10:06As if! This is too funny.
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter11/23/2006 21:43The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Hanson_Fan_9710/03/1996 16:21Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Trololo_Man_7001/28/2012 11:07Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Under_Const_Gif06/23/2015 12:35This site is never finished... with humor!
@Net_Neutrality07/19/2004 19:00Equality for all jokes!

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