Why is a 2023 husband like a Swiftie? Because he spends three hours in a digital queue just for the chance to spend $800 on a ticket to something he’ll spend the whole night filming on his phone anyway.
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!