2017 Legacy: The Emma Stone Win
Why did she win Best Actress? Because she made us believe that dancing on a hill in yellow is a legitimate form of career advancement.… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Emma Stone Win
2017 Legacy: The Cheese
I’m “grating” on your nerves with my “Despacito” ringtone. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Cheese
2016 Archive: The The Secret Life of Pets
Why were we looking at the dog weird? Because the movie made us wonder if the dog was actually hosting his own BBQ while we… Read More »2016 Archive: The The Secret Life of Pets
2016 Archive: The “Chewbacca Mom” Video
Why was someone laughing hysterically in a plastic mask? Because Candace Payne reminded us that the simplest things (and a noisy mask) are the keys… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Chewbacca Mom” Video
2016 Vintage: The Story
She tells a story about her childhood that always proves I’m not qualified to use a toaster. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Story
2015 Legacy: The Fast & Furious 7
“One last ride.” “You said that last week, Vin. Just order the Corona.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Fast & Furious 7
2014 Vintage: The “Uptown Funk” Arrival
Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars just released the song that will play at every wedding until the year 2099. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2014 Vintage: The “Uptown Funk” Arrival
2014 Vintage: The Dentist’s Selfie
My dentist took a ‘Selfie’ with my wisdom teeth. He said, “These are going to look great on my professional Instagram—#NoPainNoGain.” Part of the 61… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Dentist’s Selfie
2014 Vintage: The Lego Movie Success
Why did the President like it? Because “Everything is Awesome” was the unofficial (and very sarcastic) motto of the 2014 economic briefings. Part of the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Lego Movie Success
2013 Vintage: The Despicable Me 2 Mania
Why was there a “Minion” on every plate? Because 2013 was the year of “Bee-do-bee-do,” and we were all just one yellow t-shirt away from… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Despicable Me 2 Mania