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2013 Vintage: The Despicable Me 2 Mania

Why was there a “Minion” on every plate? Because 2013 was the year of “Bee-do-bee-do,” and we were all just one yellow t-shirt away from joining Gru’s army.

Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Foxes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Archive: The "Robot Dog" Security
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2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Reactions
Why were the fireworks square? Because the Jack Black movie made ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Self-Driving" Lawn Chairs
Why were the guests moving around? Because the chairs were progra...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition
In 1995, Independence Day was a simpler time. We celebrated the 2...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Very Demure" Trend
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2025 Vintage: The Moana 2 (Live Action/Animated Hybrid)
Why was the pool so "Magical"? Because Disney combined every tech...read more »
39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Hot Styles” Edition
In 2006, Independence Day was "Very Nice!" (in our best Borat voi...read more »
32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Umbrella” Edition
In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Grill Master
Why was the host so relaxed? Because he bought a "GPT-Grill" that...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lord_Of_The_Rings03/28/2000 19:10One joke to rule them all!
@Tamagotchi_Sitter05/05/2002 23:15My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Skate_Or_Die_9901/22/1997 07:14Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli09/10/2011 13:03That still only counts as one laugh!
@Abe_Sapien_Fan07/27/2009 21:37I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Offspring_Guy06/18/2013 08:33The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Pedro_For_Pres01/18/1999 20:27Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Fire_Background08/25/2006 14:26This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Lag_Victim_0101/17/2012 20:37I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Net_Neutrality04/29/1999 12:19Equality for all jokes!

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