Why was there a “Minion” on every plate? Because 2013 was the year of “Bee-do-bee-do,” and we were all just one yellow t-shirt away from joining Gru’s army.
Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Foxes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Archive: The "Robot Dog" Security
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One joke to rule them all!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
That still only counts as one laugh!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Equality for all jokes!