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2005 Vintage: The Paul Collingwood MBE

Why was the cricket world laughing? Because he got a medal from the Queen for scoring only 7 runs in the Ashes—the most British reward ever.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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