Why was the cricket world laughing? Because he got a medal from the Queen for scoring only 7 runs in the Ashes—the most British reward ever.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Chess Athlete
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The Marathon Struggle
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53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition
In 2025, the sports world looked like a fantasy draft come to lif...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Steph Curry "Sunset" Years
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A man joins a soccer team...
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The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition
In 2024, sports became one giant postcard from Paris, and the NFL...read more »
2025 Classic: The Australian Open "Djokovic" Quest
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A tall tale from the hardwood court.I asked the basketball player...read more »
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Rolling with the punches and the heavy balls.I’m a professional b...read more »
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