2008 Vintage: Worst Screenplay
Why The Love Guru? For jokes that were so old they were actually being used by the gurus the movie was mocking. Part of the 37… Read More »2008 Vintage: Worst Screenplay
2008 Vintage: The Death of Bo Diddley
Why the “Originator”? For the loss of the man who gave rock and roll its heartbeat with that famous “Bo Diddley Beat.” Part of the… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Death of Bo Diddley
2007 Vintage: Best Male R&B Vocal
Why “Heaven” by John Legend? Because his voice is the closest thing the Grammys have to a literal angel on the payroll. Part of the… Read More »2007 Vintage: Best Male R&B Vocal
2007 Archive: The Vladimir Putin “Time Person of the Year”
Why was the White House annoyed? Because the President realized that “looking into his soul” didn’t stop Vlad from looking better on a magazine cover.… Read More »2007 Archive: The Vladimir Putin “Time Person of the Year”
2006 Legacy: The MacBook Pro Launch
Why did the lawyer buy the first MacBook Pro? So he could have a “Pro” excuse for why his billing software crashed. Part of the… Read More »2006 Legacy: The MacBook Pro Launch
2006 Archive: Dexter (Debut)
Why was the blood-spatter expert so polite? Because Michael C. Hall made being a “serial killer with a code” the most addictive thing on television.… Read More »2006 Archive: Dexter (Debut)
2006 Classic: The Snow Patrol
“Chasing Cars.” I told her we can just lie here and forget the world. She said, “We can’t, the kids are screaming and the dog… Read More »2006 Classic: The Snow Patrol
2006 Vintage: The Australian Open Heat Policy
Why was the court empty? Because it was so hot in Melbourne that the players were melting and the fans were watching from inside the… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Australian Open Heat Policy
2005 Archive: The Light
I’m “brightening” up the workplace. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Vintage: The Paul Collingwood MBE
Why was the cricket world laughing? Because he got a medal from the Queen for scoring only 7 runs in the Ashes—the most British reward… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Paul Collingwood MBE