2006 Archive: Dexter (Debut)

Why was the blood-spatter expert so polite? Because Michael C. Hall made being a “serial killer with a code” the most addictive thing on television.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Sh...read more »

Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »

Day One: Why was the girl carrying a cat through an alien invasio...read more »

Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »

A zombie walked into a Halloween party and everyone screamed. He ...read more »

In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the "Millennium...read more »

In 2009, Halloween was a mix of 3D glasses, glittery vampires, an...read more »

In 2003, Halloween was a mix of rum-soaked pirate swagger and the...read more »

In 2011, Halloween was a mix of epic finales and digital beginnin...read more »

In 1999, Halloween was a glitch in the system. We were all wearin...read more »

31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition...read more »

Why did the ghost look like he just came from a surf trip in Hawa...read more »

Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »

Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »

@PowerRanger_Red12/05/1995 11:05It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Iron_Man_Tony02/09/1999 03:25I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Emule_Donkey11/04/2012 20:15Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Blink_182_Mark08/19/2008 06:44What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@He_Man_Power07/28/2001 11:57I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Footloose_Ren02/13/1997 15:43Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Flickr_User_0407/29/2010 08:16A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.