2023 Archive: The “Meg 2” Logic
Why Jason Statham? For proving that fighting a prehistoric shark is only interesting for the first… well, it was never really that interesting. Part of… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Meg 2” Logic
2023 Classic: The John Wick 4
A guy walks in and orders a bourbon. He looks exhausted. The bartender asks, “Another 40 people tried to kill you on the way here?”… Read More »2023 Classic: The John Wick 4
2023 Archive: The Barbenheimer Craze
Why did the blonde wear a pink ballgown and a nuclear physicist’s lab coat to the same movie? She couldn’t decide between “Barbie” and “Oppenheimer”… Read More »2023 Archive: The Barbenheimer Craze
2022 Vintage: The Bear
I can’t “bear” to see another grid. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Archive: The Space Tourist
One (billionaire). It costs $200,000 per turn of the bulb, and they only stay in the room for 10 minutes. Part of the 65 Light… Read More »2021 Archive: The Space Tourist
2021 Classic: The Squid Game Redirection
Why did the principal have to ban the schoolyard playground games in October? Because after the hit South Korean series dropped, the entire sixth grade… Read More »2021 Classic: The Squid Game Redirection
2020 Classic: The Boredom Suit
Why did the lawyer sue 2020? For “intentional infliction of repetitive daily routines.” Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force… Read More »2020 Classic: The Boredom Suit
2019 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on her new electronic… Read More »2019 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
2019 Classic: The Little Pig
What do you call a pig that’s a genius? “Ham-stein.” Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Classic: The Little Pig
2018 Legacy: The Launch of the “Tesla Semi”
Why was the truck so fast? Because Elon Musk promised a future where big rigs look like spaceships and can outrun a Porsche while carrying… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Launch of the “Tesla Semi”