2001 Classic: Worst Picture
Why Freddy Got Fingered? Because it’s the only movie in history that makes a proctology exam look like a fun afternoon. Part of the 36 Razzie… Read More »2001 Classic: Worst Picture
2001 Classic: The Firewall
I’m a gatekeeper. I’m just “burning” for security. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Legacy: The Rush Hour 2 Volume
Why Chris Tucker? For proving that a sequel can be exactly the same as the first one, just louder and with more Jackie Chan stunts.… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Rush Hour 2 Volume
2001 Classic: The “Bionic” Trend
Why did the toys have so many transparent parts? Because in 2001, if you could see the gears and wires inside your gift, it was… Read More »2001 Classic: The “Bionic” Trend
2000 Classic: Record of the Year
Why “Smooth”? Because Rob Thomas and Carlos Santana created a song that stayed at #1 so long it almost became a permanent resident of the… Read More »2000 Classic: Record of the Year
1999 Classic: The Vince Carter “Dunk”
Why was the rim shaking? Because Vinsanity was doing things in a Raptors jersey that made people think he was part-eagle. Part of the 54… Read More »1999 Classic: The Vince Carter “Dunk”
1999 Legacy: The Comma
I’m a pause. I’m just taking a breath. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The Divorce Court
Why did the lawyer get the cat? Because he proved the cat had a “pre-existing verbal agreement” with his client. Part of the 49 Lawyer… Read More »1999 Classic: The Divorce Court
1998 Vintage: Best New Artist
Why Paula Cole? Because she “wanted to know where the cowboys had gone,” and the Grammys wanted to help her find them. Part of the… Read More »1998 Vintage: Best New Artist
1998 Classic: The Seinfeld Finale
We watched it together. We felt empty. Like our marriage, but with fewer commercials. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge”… Read More »1998 Classic: The Seinfeld Finale