Why did the toys have so many transparent parts? Because in 2001, if you could see the gears and wires inside your gift, it was considered “peak future.”
Part of the 35 Christmas Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & iPods” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
I see what you did there. Clever!