1999 Classic: The Divorce Court

Why did the lawyer get the cat? Because he proved the cat had a “pre-existing verbal agreement” with his client.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »

In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »

Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

@SpaceJam_Fan11/08/2002 07:33Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@Diablo_Cow_Level03/23/2007 07:18There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@SpiderMan_Tobey04/11/2014 16:26With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Burning_CDs03/21/1995 17:49I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Baywatch_Runner06/03/2000 05:12Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy03/29/1999 16:00That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Gremlins_Gizmo04/20/1998 06:35Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!