1998 Classic: The Window

I’m a philosopher. I’m just looking through the glass.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

I’m "barking" up the right cloud tower.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "browsing" through the future.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

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2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

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I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "pouring."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

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@Shrek_Ogrelord12/30/2013 13:59Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Hercules_Xena07/25/2008 06:06By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Fargo_Marge06/20/1996 01:59Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Loituma_Girl02/26/2002 06:38Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker02/11/1996 22:27This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Bebo_Lover_0501/05/2000 03:17Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Cloud_Computing10/30/1995 21:53Storing my laughs in the cloud.