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1998 Vintage: Best New Artist

Why Paula Cole? Because she “wanted to know where the cowboys had gone,” and the Grammys wanted to help her find them.

Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 1998 “Time Out of Mind & Soy Bomb” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy01/14/2000 09:02Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Oregon_Trail_Survivor09/16/2010 04:27You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Simpson_Quotes11/19/2010 14:32D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Unix_Wizard07/01/2007 23:24sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Brazil_Terry_G06/29/2012 15:16Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@White_Goodman_G12/22/2011 19:29We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Gaia_Online_Gold06/29/2004 16:55Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

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