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2007 Vintage: The Password

 I’m “locking” my phone with a 4-digit code.

Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pikachu_Fan_8811/12/1995 17:20Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Zoolander_Derek05/21/1996 04:49What is this? A joke for ants?
@SoundBlaster_AWE09/17/2001 14:35Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Napster_Search11/12/2001 05:53Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Big_Snatch_Boris12/14/1997 21:47Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Ali_G_In_Da_H07/09/2000 07:06Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Uncle_Rico_9811/05/2005 00:52I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@First_World_P03/11/2007 08:20My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Everquest_Solo11/16/2001 14:22Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

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