2005 Vintage: Best Male Country Vocal
Why “Live Like You Were Dying” by Tim McGraw? Because it’s the most inspiring way to remind people that we’re all temporary. Part of the… Read More »2005 Vintage: Best Male Country Vocal
2005 Legacy: The Brokeback Mountain Fan
“I wish I knew how to quit you… and this dark room.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive.… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Brokeback Mountain Fan
2005 Archive: The Best Visual Effects
Why did Spider-Man 2 win? Because even the Academy has to admit that a guy with eight robot arms is cooler than a historical documentary.… Read More »2005 Archive: The Best Visual Effects
2005 Vintage: The Lance Armstrong Seventh
Why was the Tour de France getting repetitive? Because Lance won his seventh straight title and then retired, leaving the podium to feel like a… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Lance Armstrong Seventh
2004 Classic: The Madrid Train Bombings
Why did the Spanish government lose the election three days later? Because they tried to blame the wrong people, proving that in 2004, the voters’… Read More »2004 Classic: The Madrid Train Bombings
2004 Legacy: The Exercise
“I bought a treadmill with a built-in screen.” “Do you run on it?” “No, I just watch Friends reruns while eating pizza.” Part of the… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Exercise
2004 Archive: The Napoleon Dynamite Look
Why did the IT guy buy a “Vote for Pedro” shirt? Because he finally felt like his awkwardness was a “fashion statement.” Part of the… Read More »2004 Archive: The Napoleon Dynamite Look
2004 Classic: The Echo
I’m “repeating” the same jokes. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Archive: The Lunchables Fun Fuel
The absolute peak of cafeteria luxury: a plastic tray containing tiny taco shells, a pouch of juice, and a single fruit roll-up. Part of the… Read More »2002 Archive: The Lunchables Fun Fuel
2002 Legacy: The “Blue Force Tracker” in Afghanistan
Why did we love it? Because for the first time, the “Fog of War” was replaced by a “Slowly Loading Map.” Part of the 34… Read More »2002 Legacy: The “Blue Force Tracker” in Afghanistan