2005 Archive: The Best Visual Effects

Why did Spider-Man 2 win? Because even the Academy has to admit that a guy with eight robot arms is cooler than a historical documentary.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the food so "Atomic"? Because after Oppenheimer, even the...read more »

Why did War Is Over! win? To prove that John and Yoko’s message i...read more »

Why did Da’Vine Joy Randolph sweep? Because her performance in Th...read more »

In 2010, the 82nd Academy Awards were a classic David vs. Goliath...read more »

Why did The Last Repair Shop win? Because a movie about people fi...read more »

Why did Will & Harper win? Because a road trip about friendsh...read more »

Why was a Border Collie the VIP? Because even at the Oscars, a do...read more »

Why was he the "Internet’s Daddy" on the carpet? Because in 2025,...read more »

Why was everyone looking at his legs? To see if he brought the 1s...read more »

Why did Samuel L. Jackson lose? Because the Academy decided that ...read more »

Why was he there? To remind us that he’s still doing his own stun...read more »

Why did The Wild Robot win? Because the Academy decided that a ro...read more »

Why did A Real Pain win? To prove that looking stressed in Poland...read more »

In 2012, the 84th Academy Awards decided that "everything old is ...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.101/06/1997 21:23Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@OfficeWorker_9905/06/2007 17:40I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Dark_Knight_Joker01/30/2000 09:13Why so serious? Read this joke!

@This_Is_Fine_Dog02/17/2007 23:22Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Midi_Background04/19/2004 07:34Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!