“I bought a treadmill with a built-in screen.” “Do you run on it?” “No, I just watch Friends reruns while eating pizza.”
Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »
The Busy Specialist
Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »
The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stethoscope
"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
2025 Classic: The X-Ray
"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Prescription
"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »
56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition
In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The AI-Skin
"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »
2025 Archive: The HMO Gym
It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
A wild laugh appeared!