Why was the Tour de France getting repetitive? Because Lance won his seventh straight title and then retired, leaving the podium to feel like a throne room he was just vacating for a while.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!