1999 Vintage: The Phil Jackson to the Lakers
Why was Shaq smiling? Because the “Zen Master” arrived with his rings, his triangle offense, and his plan to make Kobe and Shaq actually talk… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Phil Jackson to the Lakers
1998 Archive: The Kim Basinger Comeback
Why was her win so big? Because L.A. Confidential proved that classic noir is still the best way to get a standing ovation and a… Read More »1998 Archive: The Kim Basinger Comeback
1998 Legacy: The Chicago Bulls “Last Dance”
Why was it so dramatic? Because everyone knew Phil Jackson and MJ were leaving, making every game feel like a graduation party with more dunking.… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Chicago Bulls “Last Dance”
1998 Legacy: The Jeff Gordon 13 Wins
Why were the other NASCAR drivers frustrated? Because Jeff Gordon was winning so much that the “Rainbow Warrior” car started looking like a victory lap… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Jeff Gordon 13 Wins
1997 Legacy: The Envelope
I’m a mailman. I’m just pushing the envelope. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: The Pathfinder Hype
We put a rover on Mars, but I still have to walk to the TV to change the channel because the remote is lost in… Read More »1997 Classic: The Pathfinder Hype
1997 Classic: The Millennium Bug
Why did the boss buy 500 cans of beans? He was “Preparing the office” for the year 2000. Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1997 Classic: The Millennium Bug
1996 Vintage: The Hugo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way, I’ll stay here! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Hugo
1996 Vintage: The Heart
“You have the heart of a lion,” the doctor said. “And a very angry zookeeper waiting in the lobby.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Heart
1996 Legacy: The Distiller
A distiller walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I like your spirit.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania”… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Distiller