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2001 Legacy: The Anthrax Scares

Why was the mail so scary? Because for two months, every envelope without a return address looked like a biological weapon, making the “Check is in the mail” excuse finally believable.

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & Aftermath” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dumb_And_Dumber09/01/2000 02:17So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Titanic_Jack12/15/2007 17:12I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Voodoo_3dfx01/20/2014 21:07The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
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@IMVU_Chatter01/26/1998 19:113D laughs are the best!
@CounterStrike_Pro07/05/2008 04:43Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

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