2016 Classic: The Lime

I’m in the “limelight” of the park.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

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2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

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2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

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My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

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@Cyber_Traveler03/12/2003 04:55Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Blue_Screen_Survivor02/22/2003 18:02At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Kernel_Panic_9807/27/1999 08:38This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Dexter_Lab_Fan10/06/2014 15:13Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Footloose_Ren07/27/2009 08:22Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Leave_Britney_A09/29/1996 04:01Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Frag_Master_9904/20/2000 03:43Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat01/01/1996 09:32Heh heh heh. Good one.