I’m a mailman. I’m just pushing the envelope.
Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!