Why were the other NASCAR drivers frustrated? Because Jeff Gordon was winning so much that the “Rainbow Warrior” car started looking like a victory lap on repeat.
Part of the 44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!