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1999 Vintage: The Phil Jackson to the Lakers

Why was Shaq smiling? Because the “Zen Master” arrived with his rings, his triangle offense, and his plan to make Kobe and Shaq actually talk to each other.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Full_House_Lover06/14/2000 00:56You got it, dude! Hilarious.
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