2006 Vintage: The Digital Frame
We bought a frame that cycles through 50 photos. 49 of them are the dog. 1 is me, and I’m blinking. Part of the 66… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Digital Frame
2006 Classic: The Red Hot Chili Peppers (Dani California) Fan
“California rest in peace… simultaneous light bulb release.” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive. Historically Verified
2005 Vintage: The Mike Tyson vs. Kevin McBride
Why was it the end? Because Mike sat on his stool and refused to come out for the next round, telling the world that “his… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Mike Tyson vs. Kevin McBride
2005 Vintage: The Chelsea 95 Points
Why was Jose Mourinho still “The Special One”? Because his team only conceded 15 goals all season, treating their own penalty box like a high-security… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Chelsea 95 Points
2004 Legacy: The Razr Flip Phone
Why did Dad look so cool? Because he got the Motorola Razr in silver, and he spent the whole meal flipping it open and closed… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Razr Flip Phone
2004 Vintage: The My Chemical Romance “Three Cheers…”
Why the red and black? For the birth of the “Emo” explosion, where Gerard Way made wearing eyeshadow a mandatory requirement for teenagers. Part of… Read More »2004 Vintage: The My Chemical Romance “Three Cheers…”
2004 Vintage: The 1GB Flash Drive
Why was the man bragging? He bought a thumb drive for $100 that held “as much as a thousand floppy disks,” and he felt like… Read More »2004 Vintage: The 1GB Flash Drive
2004 Vintage: The Search for “Cookies”
Why was the receptionist still clearing her cache? She thought “Spyware” was a person looking through her window. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Search for “Cookies”
2003 Vintage: Terminator 3
Why was the Terminator a woman? Because in 2003, Arnie realized that his only competition was a “T-X” who could turn her arm into a… Read More »2003 Vintage: Terminator 3
2003 Classic: The Phil Mickelson “Lefty” Curse
Why was he the “Best Without a Major”? Because he kept coming close but couldn’t find the winner’s circle, making every Sunday a heartbreak. Part… Read More »2003 Classic: The Phil Mickelson “Lefty” Curse