2019 Legacy: The “Hot Priest” Phenomenon
Why was Andrew Scott the talk of the night? For proving that the only thing the internet cares about more than dragons is forbidden love… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “Hot Priest” Phenomenon
2018 Classic: The Mushroom
I’m a “fun-gi” to play with. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: The Alexa “Laugh” Glitch
Why was the boss hiding in the closet? Because his Echo Dot started laughing randomly in the middle of the night and he’s convinced the… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Alexa “Laugh” Glitch
2018 Classic: The “One Kiss” Dua Lipa
Calvin Harris is back. 2018 sounds like a summer in Ibiza with a very expensive cocktail. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap… Read More »2018 Classic: The “One Kiss” Dua Lipa
2017 Archive: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matching nylon tracksuits to complete five brisk laps before the security guards unlock the… Read More »2017 Archive: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
2017 Archive: The “Cash Me Outside” Girl
“Cash me on the ladder, how ’bout dat?” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The Lime
I’m in the “limelight” of the park. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Midterm “Shellacking” Part 2
Why did the GOP win the Senate in 2014? Because the voters decided that “Hope and Change” needed a “Check and Balance”—and a lot of… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Midterm “Shellacking” Part 2
2014 Archive: Birdman
Why was Michael Keaton running in Times Square in his underwear? Because in 2014, that was the only way to prove you’re a serious actor… Read More »2014 Archive: Birdman
2011 Classic: The Game of Thrones
A guy walks in and yells, “WINTER IS COMING!” The bartender says, “We know, Ned. You’ve said it every day since April. Have a scotch… Read More »2011 Classic: The Game of Thrones