Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matching nylon tracksuits to complete five brisk laps before the security guards unlock the actual stores.
Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2017 “Face ID Phobia, Fidget Spinner Frenzy & Remote Control Chaos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Still digging for more humor!
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My followers need to see this!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!