Why were people staring at the sky in 1995? Because the first teasers for the 1996 movie started appearing, making every suspicious-looking cloud look like an alien mothership coming to ruin the picnic.
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Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!