2010 Classic: The Kinect for Xbox 360
Why was everyone waving their arms at the TV? Because “You are the controller” meant we spent the day looking like we were swatting invisible… Read More »2010 Classic: The Kinect for Xbox 360
2010 Classic: The Rihanna
“Only Girl (In the World).” I told her she’s the only girl for me. She asked, “Then why is Siri a woman?” Part of the… Read More »2010 Classic: The Rihanna
2010 Legacy: The Jimmy Fallon Hosting
Why was his opening a hit? Because he forced the casts of Glee, 30 Rock, and Mad Men to sing “Born to Run,” proving everyone… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Jimmy Fallon Hosting
2009 Legacy: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make “Battery Full” sound like a threat. Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Phone
2007 Legacy: The Harry Potter Finale
Why did the lawyer sue J.K. Rowling? For “intentional infliction of emotional distress” caused by the death of Dobby (and the lack of a formal… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Harry Potter Finale
2007 Legacy: The “Primeval” Crocodile
Why was it nominated? Because a movie about a serial killer crocodile was marketed as a serial killer thriller, and the Razzies don’t like being… Read More »2007 Legacy: The “Primeval” Crocodile
2007 Archive: The Silence
I’m “muted” in the meeting. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Digital Frame
We bought a frame that cycles through 50 photos. 49 of them are the dog. 1 is me, and I’m blinking. Part of the 66… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Digital Frame
2006 Classic: The Red Hot Chili Peppers (Dani California) Fan
“California rest in peace… simultaneous light bulb release.” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The WikiLeaks Launch
Why was 2006 the “Year of the Leaks”? Because Julian Assange decided that if the government wouldn’t tell us the truth, he’d just find the… Read More »2006 Legacy: The WikiLeaks Launch