Why did the lawyer sue J.K. Rowling? For “intentional infliction of emotional distress” caused by the death of Dobby (and the lack of a formal probate hearing).
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Legal Fee Paradox
Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Negotiation
A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition
In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Will
A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »
2025 Archive: The Meta-Liability
A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Smart Contract Breach
Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Mirror
A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
2025 Classic: The Turing Test Trial
A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
The history of humor in one post.
Not bad. Not bad at all.