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2005 Vintage: The Mike Tyson vs. Kevin McBride

Why was it the end? Because Mike sat on his stool and refused to come out for the next round, telling the world that “his heart wasn’t in it anymore.”

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Lover01/11/2014 17:19You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@CSS_Master_9904/10/2004 05:07Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Blink_182_Mark04/22/2004 04:31What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Tony_Hawk_Pro10/16/1999 21:52Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@White_Goodman_G03/18/1999 15:12We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Orkut_Member_9909/05/2006 17:22A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Cool_Story_Bro12/09/2013 05:06Actually, it IS a cool story!
@Captain_Obvious09/12/2013 10:04This is a comment on a funny joke.

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