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2005 Vintage: The Chelsea 95 Points

Why was Jose Mourinho still “The Special One”? Because his team only conceded 15 goals all season, treating their own penalty box like a high-security vault.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lara_Croft_9603/13/1996 01:11Found a real treasure with this one.
@Pokemon_Blue02/26/2005 05:42Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Hackers_Movie_Fan03/24/2009 01:37Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo04/30/1996 22:40Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@He_Man_Power02/18/2009 10:48I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Goldmember_I_L11/14/2011 06:12I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Brick_Tamland_L08/10/2008 04:39I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Keyboard_Cat_P09/17/1998 22:18Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

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