We put a rover on Mars, but I still have to walk to the TV to change the channel because the remote is lost in the sofa abyss.
Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Better than 16-bit graphics!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
That still only counts as one laugh!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!