2013 Vintage: The Hobbit
The Desolation of Smaug: I told her I’m looking for the Arkenstone. She said, “Is it in the laundry basket? Because that’s the only ‘mountain’ we… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Hobbit
2012 Archive: The Ted Movie
“I wish my teddy bear could talk!” “He’d probably just tell me about the time you forgot our anniversary in 2008.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2012 Archive: The Ted Movie
2012 Legacy: The Magnet
I’m “attracted” to post-apocalyptic movies. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: Song of the Year
Why “Rolling in the Deep”? Because “we could have had it all” is the official slogan of everyone who lost to Adele that night. Part… Read More »2012 Classic: Song of the Year
2010 Vintage: The Car Trip
We drove to the forest. She said the trees were “too close together.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & iPad” Edition… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Car Trip
2010 Classic: Worst Actor
Why Ashton Kutcher? For proving that he is the undisputed king of movies you watch on an airplane when the Wi-Fi is broken. Part of… Read More »2010 Classic: Worst Actor
2010 Classic: CeeLo Green
Why was he saying “Forget You”? Because in 2010, he released the cleanest version of the rudest song ever, and we all knew exactly what… Read More »2010 Classic: CeeLo Green
2009 Archive: The Wii Sports Resort
Why was everyone wearing “MotionPlus” dongles? Because we needed even more precision to lose at virtual table tennis. Part of the 32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar… Read More »2009 Archive: The Wii Sports Resort
2009 Legacy: The Pittsburgh Steelers Super Bowl XLIII
Why was Santonio Holmes the MVP? Because he caught a ball in the corner of the end zone with exactly half a toe on the… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Pittsburgh Steelers Super Bowl XLIII
2008 Classic: The Little Cloud
Why was the cloud so happy? It was “mist” in love. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive. Historically Verified