2023 Vintage: Bad Bunny & Kendall Jenner
Why were they everywhere? Because in 2023, the King of Reggaeton and the Queen of the Runway decided that horse riding was the ultimate date… Read More »2023 Vintage: Bad Bunny & Kendall Jenner
2023 Vintage: The Asteroid City Symmetry
Why the play? For the most “Wes Anderson” movie yet, where the actors were literally playing actors playing characters in a desert made of pastel… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Asteroid City Symmetry
2023 Archive: The Little Mermaid
A guy asks for a “Part of Your World” drink. The bartender gives him a salt-rimmed water. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Archive: The Little Mermaid
2022 Classic: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
Attempting to stand up from a relative’s plastic-wrapped sofa in August and leaving a layer of skin behind with a sound resembling a small suction… Read More »2022 Classic: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
2022 Vintage: The “Special Military Operation” Failure
Why did the 3-day war turn into a year? Because Putin underestimated that a nation defending its home has a much better “Motivation Metric” than… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “Special Military Operation” Failure
2022 Legacy: The The Lost City Adventure
Why was the 4th so “Sparkly-Jumpsuit”? Because Channing Tatum and Sandra Bullock reminded us that “Leech-removal” is a vital skill for any outdoor party. Part… Read More »2022 Legacy: The The Lost City Adventure
2021 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my ‘Crypto-Wallet’ keys as a security deposit. Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition archive.… Read More »2021 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
2021 Legacy: The Dune Immersion
“My desert. My Arrakis. My Dune.” “No, it’s the sandbox, and the cat has been in it. Get out before you get a ‘spice’ infection.” Part… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Dune Immersion
2020 Legacy: The Starbucks Fan
“One Venti-Watt, contactless delivery, with extra foam.” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year of the Great Indoors archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his lawn was “spiritually bankrupt.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified