“My desert. My Arrakis. My Dune.” “No, it’s the sandbox, and the cat has been in it. Get out before you get a ‘spice’ infection.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Oops, I laughed again!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
What a feeling! (Being funny).
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
Heh heh heh. Good one.