Why did the 3-day war turn into a year? Because Putin underestimated that a nation defending its home has a much better “Motivation Metric” than a conscript with a rusty AK-47.
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Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
That was super fast and super funny!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.