“I wish my teddy bear could talk!” “He’d probably just tell me about the time you forgot our anniversary in 2008.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Marriage
A guy tells his wife, "We’re just like Lucia and Jason from the ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jurassic World 4
"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final 2025 Thought
"I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition
In 2015, adult humor was viral, fast, and often filtered. If you ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition
In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition
In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Superman Cape
"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
"It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Password
"My password is now a 64-digit biometric scan." "And you still f...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!