2008 Archive: The Bailout Check
Why did the lawyer try to sue the US Treasury? He wanted a “0.01% processing fee” for every taxpayer-funded bailout dollar. Part of the 50… Read More »2008 Archive: The Bailout Check
2008 Classic: The Little Cloud
Why was the cloud so happy? It was “mist” in love. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The Dream Analysis
“I dreamed I was an app.” “Were you free or paid?” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition… Read More »2007 Archive: The Dream Analysis
2007 Classic: The Transformers Bay-hem
Why was it so shiny? Because Michael Bay realized that if you have giant robots that turn into GM cars, you don’t need a script—you… Read More »2007 Classic: The Transformers Bay-hem
2007 Classic: The “Rickroll” Begins
What was the ultimate trick of 2007? Clicking a link for “Free Halloween Candy” and being sent to Rick Astley singing “Never Gonna Give You… Read More »2007 Classic: The “Rickroll” Begins
2007 Vintage: The Best Original Song
Why did An Inconvenient Truth win? To give Al Gore a chance to have a “Victory Speech” that didn’t involve a Florida recount. Part of… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Best Original Song
2007 Legacy: The Mushroom
I’m a “fun-gi” to text. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: Talladega Nights
Why was the ghost praying to “Baby Jesus”? Because Ricky Bobby wanted to “go fast” and win the race, even if he was “blinded by… Read More »2006 Archive: Talladega Nights
2006 Classic: The Wikipedia Citation Stand
The Sunday school teacher using an internet article printed directly from “Wikipedia” to explain the exact geography of the Exodus, while the retired history professor… Read More »2006 Classic: The Wikipedia Citation Stand
2006 Vintage: Worst Remake or Rip-off
Why Little Man? For ripping off a 1954 Bugs Bunny cartoon and making it 100% more terrifying. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Vintage: Worst Remake or Rip-off