2018 Vintage: Black Panther
Why was everyone crossing their arms over their chests? Because “Wakanda Forever” became the official greeting for every relative entering the house. Part of the… Read More »2018 Vintage: Black Panther
2018 Legacy: The Instagram “TV” (IGTV)
Why was the designer filming vertical videos for 10 minutes? He heard IGTV was the “YouTube Killer,” but he’s currently the only one watching. Part… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Instagram “TV” (IGTV)
2018 Legacy: The LeBron James to Lakers
Why did “The King” head West? Because he won everything in the East and decided that Hollywood needed a new lead actor, turning the Staples… Read More »2018 Legacy: The LeBron James to Lakers
2016 Archive: The Best Documentary Short
Why did A Girl in the River win? Because a movie that changes the laws of a country is the ultimate definition of “Best.” Part… Read More »2016 Archive: The Best Documentary Short
2016 Archive: The “Starving” Hailee Steinfeld
She’s starving for you. 2016 is a very hungry year for pop stars. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Starving” Hailee Steinfeld
2015 Legacy: The Smartwatch Interrogation
Looking at a grandchild’s brand-new Apple Watch and asking why anyone would pay hundreds of dollars for a wristwatch that dies before dinner and screams… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Smartwatch Interrogation
2015 Archive: The Inside Out Feelings
“I’m feeling like Sadness today.” “Because of the movie?” “No, because I just realized my student loans will outlive me.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Archive: The Inside Out Feelings
2015 Legacy: The Death of Leonard Nimoy
Why did world leaders salute “Spock”? Because they envied a man who could say “Live Long and Prosper” and actually make it happen for his… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Death of Leonard Nimoy
2014 Classic: The Clayton Kershaw MVP
Why was a pitcher winning everything? Because Kershaw was so dominant for the Dodgers that the hitters were considering just staying in the dugout to… Read More »2014 Classic: The Clayton Kershaw MVP
2014 Classic: The Scared Elephant
Why do elephants never use computers? Because they’re afraid of the “mouse.” Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive.… Read More »2014 Classic: The Scared Elephant