Discovering a cracked, frosted plastic bowl in the fellowship kitchen freezer containing unknown frozen contents securely labeled “Parish Picnic – July 2000.” Part of the… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Tupperware Archaeology
I’m “flexible.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
She sounds like she’s from 1964 and I’m perfectly okay with that. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically Verified
Tony Stark stood in front of the press and said, “I am Iron Man,” and just like that, my next ten years of cinema attendance… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Iron Man Reveal
Watching the boys waddle down the linoleum hallway because their chunky skate shoes had tongues thicker than an encyclopedia volume. Part of the 36 School… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
Why were they wearing boat shoes? Because in 2008, “Indie” meant singing about Oxford commas while looking like you just got off a yacht. Part… Read More »2008 Archive: Vampire Weekend
Why was there a single mascara tear? Because in 2008, she “forgave” Heidi, but the internet never forgot. Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Hills (Lauren Conrad)
Why was there a van on my street? Because Google decided that “Maps” should include a 360-degree view of your neighbor’s messy garage and a… Read More »2007 Archive: The Launch of Google Street View
I told her I’m going to space. She said, “Take the trash with you, it’s a universal problem.” Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Archive: The Super Mario Galaxy
Why did the price jump in 2007? Because Lockheed Martin realized that if you tell the Pentagon a project is “Too Big to Fail,” they’ll… Read More »2007 Legacy: The “Joint” Strike Fighter (F-35) Cost
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