2001 Classic: The “Lady Marmalade” Fever
Four pop stars, one giant wig, and a lot of French. I don’t know what “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi” means, but it sounds expensive. Part… Read More »2001 Classic: The “Lady Marmalade” Fever
2000 Legacy: Worst Director
Why Roger Christian? For directing Battlefield Earth as if the camera was constantly falling down a flight of stairs. Part of the 40 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Legacy: Worst Director
2000 Vintage: The Survivor Alliance
The group of eighth graders who formed a secret pact during a group project, promising to “vote out” the kid who didn’t contribute any work.… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Survivor Alliance
2000 Archive: The Horse
Why did the horse go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit “hoarse.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive… Read More »2000 Archive: The Horse
2000 Classic: The Bluetooth Headset
Why did the executive look like a cyborg? He had a flashing blue light on his ear and kept saying “Over” after every sentence. Part… Read More »2000 Classic: The Bluetooth Headset
2000 Classic: Album of the Year
Why Supernatural? Because the Grammys love a comeback story more than they love actual music trends. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2000 “Supernatural… Read More »2000 Classic: Album of the Year
1999 Vintage: The Napster War
Why was the office internet so slow? Because the intern was “borrowing” the entire Metallica discography at 5 KB/s. Part of the 77 Office Groaners:… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Napster War
1999 Archive: The Eiffel 65 “Blue (Da Ba Dee)”
Why the aliens? For a song so simple and blue that it managed to get stuck in the collective brain of humanity for eternity. Part… Read More »1999 Archive: The Eiffel 65 “Blue (Da Ba Dee)”
1999 Classic: The Michael Jordan Second Retirement
Why did the NBA look so different? Because MJ retired (again), leaving the world to figure out if basketball was still legal without a guy… Read More »1999 Classic: The Michael Jordan Second Retirement
1999 Classic: The “Digital Divide”
Why was Clinton worried about it? Because he realized that if the poor didn’t get computers, they’d never be able to read his future digital… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Digital Divide”