1998 Legacy: The Mike Myers Appearance
Why did he dress as a “supervillain”? To show that even at the Oscars, you can’t escape the power of a “Mini-Me.” Part of the… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Mike Myers Appearance
1998 Legacy: The Cher Song
Why was the flight so weird? Because Believe was playing, and everyone was trying to sing with an “Auto-Tune” voice. Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Cher Song
1998 Vintage: The Seinfeld Send-off
Why did the finale get ignored? Because the Academy decided that “The Show About Nothing” deserved exactly that for its controversial goodbye. Part of the… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Seinfeld Send-off
1998 Legacy: The Beret Warning
A mother tells her daughter moving to D.C., “Don’t wear a beret, honey.” The daughter asks, “Is it out of style?” The mother says, “No,… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Beret Warning
1998 Archive: The Sex and the City
I’m looking for love in the city. I’m just “Cosmo”-politan. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: The Diagnosis
“You have a rare case of ‘Pre-Millennium Tension’.” “What’s the cure?” “Wait three years.” Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension &… Read More »1997 Classic: The Diagnosis
1996 Vintage: The Tamagotchi Grief
I’m a grown person crying because my digital dinosaur turned into a tombstone while I was in a 10-minute meeting. Part of the 60 Observational… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Tamagotchi Grief
1996 Vintage: The Color Inkjet
Why was the report so expensive? It had one small color logo that used $50 worth of ink. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Color Inkjet
1996 Vintage: The Bound Noir
Why the Wachowskis? For proving that you don’t need a massive budget to be cool—just a lot of leather, some plumbing, and a very confusing… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Bound Noir
1996 Archive: The Paperwork
I went in for a splinter. By the time I finished the 1996 insurance overhaul forms, the splinter had worked its way out, turned into… Read More »1996 Archive: The Paperwork