I’m looking for love in the city. I’m just “Cosmo”-politan.
Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
The highest note of humor!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Found this on the deep end of the net.