Why did the price jump in 2007? Because Lockheed Martin realized that if you tell the Pentagon a project is “Too Big to Fail,” they’ll just keep writing checks.
Part of the 41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2024 Classic: The A-50 "Disappearing Act"
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2025 Classic: The "Bio-Metric" ID 2025
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37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition
In 2013, the military realized that the "Eye in the Sky" was also...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "GPS" Spoofing over Israel
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2025 Archive: The "Information Operations" AI-Deepfakes
Why the confusion? Because in 2025, you’re not sure if the Genera...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the AI? Because the AI is the only thing that isn't on its 10...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the Guard? Because they’ve spent more time on "Active Duty" i...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition
In 2003, the military proved it could conquer a country in three ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Contractor" in Rzeszów
Why the expansion? Because "Logistics" is now the world’s most ex...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2024
Why the "Signal-Aid"? Because providing a "Secure VPN" is the new...read more »
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Why the "Hive" perspective? To make sure the taxpayers feel like ...read more »
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Why did 2024 see "Fire from the Sky"? Because someone realized th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Commander Scandal
Why did the Pentagon have to "Reboot" the Tactical AI in 2025? Be...read more »
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Why is the Patriot the MVP? Because it’s the only 40-year-old in ...read more »
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