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2008 Archive: Vampire Weekend

 Why were they wearing boat shoes? Because in 2008, “Indie” meant singing about Oxford commas while looking like you just got off a yacht.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2008 “Why So Serious?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The Night Manager Season 2
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2024 Vintage: The Umbrella Academy (Final Season)
 Why was it so short? Because in 2024, the Hargreeves family fina...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Conclave" Hype
 Why were we watching white smoke? Because after 12 years, the se...read more »
2024 Vintage: House of the Dragon (Season 2)
 Why were we picking sides? Because "Team Black" vs. "Team Green"...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2008 “Why So Serious?” Edition
In 2008, the world was obsessed with a clown in Gotham, a man in ...read more »
38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2009 “I’mma Let You Finish” Edition
In 2009, we lived through the end of an era and the start of a di...read more »
2024 Classic: The Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake Feud
 Why was "Not Like Us" the anthem of 2024? Because Kendrick Lamar...read more »
31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Umbrella” Edition
In 2007, the world changed with a single "home" button, we all le...read more »
2024 Classic: Post Malone (F-1 Trillion)
 Why was he a country star? Because in 2024, Posty proved that he...read more »
2024 Legacy: Zendaya (Challengers)
 Why was everyone suddenly interested in tennis? Because Zendaya ...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lara_Croft_9603/17/2002 20:15Found a real treasure with this one.
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes09/22/2003 14:58Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Oracle_Says05/21/1998 17:10I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Korben_Dallas_Tax08/23/1996 20:56I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S10/14/2014 04:04I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Footloose_Ren05/11/2014 10:19Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Overly_Attached01/13/2002 09:58I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Not_Bad_Obama08/05/2014 05:06Not bad. Not bad at all.

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